D-flat Major: Chocolatey

This post grew out of a lively conversation with a conductor friend.

C Major: pure

C Minor: tragic

D-flat Major: chocolatey

C# Minor: brooding yet sophisticated

D Major: radiant, natural

D Minor: death, hell, damnation

E-flat Major: heroic (of course)

E-flat Minor: syphilitic

E Major: chirpy

E Minor: loss

F Major: earthy

F Minor: dread

Gb Major: dreamy

F# Minor: bitter

G Major: everything is okay

G Minor: melancholy

A-flat Major: buttery

A-flat Minor: consumptive

A Major: sunshiney

A Minor: mundane morose

B-flat Major: gentle, good-natured

B-flat Minor: nearly syphilitic

B Major: blazing bright

B Minor: dignified